Booking Through Thursday

If you could sit down and interview anyone, who would it be?
And, what would you ask them?

Well, if we can magically resurrect anyone who's ever lived then I'd probably choose Dostoevsky, to ask him many, many annoying questions about my favorite book, Crime and Punishment.
If we have to stick to the realm of the possible, then I'd choose Stephen King. I'm not too sure of what I'd ask him, but he seems like a fascinating person.